The Tragic Tale of Jimmy
It was a windy afternoon when Jimmy's Grandfather died. Grandma was elated to find that his bloodstained trousers went to sea. The tabby cat had an unfortunate day when she went to clean her whiskers and spy on pugs. Oh my gosh. He's so Hot! But I shot grandpa first. He was drunk, drinking with Jimmy. Who is Jimmy? No one cares. Well, Sandra did... She married him. Poor Aunt Sandra. Murder, incest, cats. Poor Crazy Jimmy. The Lord forgives. The End. Pax.
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